| No Defend |
| Name | Description | Amount | Goal |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boy Name | 14 letter maximum | $106.98 | — |
| Dog Name | 14 letter maximum | $136.14 | — |
| Metaflex | Metasigma will display the true power of the flex after each boss. | $200.00 | $200.00 |
| Old Man's Transformation | What should he become? | $102.50 | — |
| Taunt the Chicken | Taunting the goat is preferable, but sometimes you just have to taunt the chicken. | $100.00 | $100.00 |
| Visit Cecil | Maybe you've heard of him. He just kind of saved the earth and moon. He's kind of a big deal. | $100.00 | $100.00 |