Goo love slime puns? Well I'm afraid I'm a Master of Nu'un. How about a goo'ed slime joke instead?
Once there was a young man who had been heartlessly robbed of every gold piece to his family's name by a brave metal slime. This young man fixated on the harm caused to his family by that bold metal slime thief to the point that he would spend whole days trekking through the tall grass around town looking for the metal slime who had wronged him. For years he searched, but every metal slime he encountered ran away immediately on sight. It was several years before one of the town's farmers thought to ask the man why it was he spent his every waking hour skulking about in the fields around town. Without stopping his search for one moment the young man said quite matter of fact, ”Someday I'll find the slime that doesn't run away at first sight, the one who robbed me blind, and then... It'll be payback slime.”
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