Ha ha ha ha! I see that you are all amazed and scared of my impressive prowess! I challenge you, Twitch chat! I can take you all on with my hands tied behind my back! I will bludgeon you all with my rapier wit! And when that doesn't work, I'll use....uhhh...this broom! Yeah, that's right! I can sweep you all up into the dustpan of justice! You cannot stop me! Even if each one of you donates 5 dollars to make that ragtag group of nobodies challenge me, I'll beat each and every one of them and then laugh at you all! And he who laughs first laughs....first! Yeah! Now, enough of this expository banter! You need to donate like men! And ladies! And people who identify in other ways!
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