(Anonymous)
Time Received: 2024-05-20T16:44:56.641043-06:00 — Amount: $100.00

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Hello Gyre...

Thanks you and your community for your kind donations to the Melmond Relief Fund over the years. With your support, we've relocated the Great Melmond Tire Fire a further mile west. This should increase the visibility in town by around 27%, while preserving the haunting, red-glowing sunsets Melmond is famous for.

Also thank you for your kind words encouraging tourism here. Yes, there may be a distinct rotten egg smell, but please remember to attribute it to our "Delightful Hot Springs". While we are aware that certain "lawyers" refer to them as "pits of boiling mud", we still think some of your lava-loving viewers could enjoy visiting them.

Smoulderingly Yours,
The Melmond Tourism Board

P.S., Sadly the banana trade continues unabated, and being a sea-side town, we suspect the dolphins are responsible. Please do what you can to bring these foul porpoises to justice.

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